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Penis Envy is one of the most rare and sought after Psilocybe Cubensis amongst hardcore psychonauts.
Penis Envy are a very unique and interesting variety of Psilocybe cubensis mushroom, with an equally unique and interesting history. This “strain” is colloquially known as the most potent Psilocybe cubensis magic mushroom variety, but unfortunately due to the current legality surrounding shrooms, there are no easily accessible test results to confirm exactly how much more potent this variety is.
Several anecdotal reports have claimed that the experience elicited by consuming Penis Envy mushrooms is much more intense, visual, and euphoric than other magic mushrooms of the Cubensis species, and some have even analogized the experience to that which is elicited by other considerably “stronger” psychedelics like DMT or LSD. It’s theorized that this stronger effect is due to both a higher concentration of psychotropic alkaloids, and a higher ratio of psilocin/psilocybin (psilocybin metabolizes into psilocin, once it’s been consumed).
PE mushrooms also have a fascinating origin story that has become somewhat of a legend in the psychedelic space, involving several high-profile names (like Terence McKenna), international smuggling, genetic mutations, prescription drug dealing, robbery, and murder!
Because they are significantly more potent, and because they are notoriously difficult to cultivate (as they possess characteristics which result in light/ineffective sporulation) this variety has become especially rare and desirable. As Psilocybin mushrooms gain popularity, Penis Envy is sure to become known as the preeminent variety to choose if you are looking for an exceptionally euphoric, distinctly visual, and profoundly introspective mushroom experience.
Penis Envy Mushroom History
Legend has it that Penis Envy originated from an exceptionally large and healthy mushroom found deep in the Amazon Rainforest, by fabled ethnobotanist, mystic, psychonaut, lecturer, author, and advocate for the responsible use of naturally occurring psychedelic plants—Terence McKenna.
McKenna, with the help of indigenous guides, is said to have found (and sampled) a “colossal” patch of mushrooms growing deep in the rainforest. At the time (in the early 1970s) magic mushrooms had already been made illegal in most countries by the 1971 UN Psychotropic Substances Act, but mushroom spores were not actually prohibited by the Psychotropic Substances Act (as they contain no psilocybin or psilocin—the active compounds in magic mushrooms). So McKenna simply took several spore prints from this culture and sandwiched the innocuous purple-black prints between two microscopy slides, labeled the slides with a rare agaricus genus name (an extra precaution), and boarded a flight to the USA. Luckily this smuggling operation went off without a hitch, and soon Terence was back in his home state of Colorado.
Its name describes it’s physical form; thick shaft and a bulbous head that doesn’t quite spread wide open.
The Penis Envy strain of magic mushrooms are known to be one of the strongest and hard hitting. Expect deep shamanic experiences, vision quests and an intense mystical experience. Not recommended for first time users. This strain is special and expect a transformative experience.
Stay at home in a safe secure space with a Sober and trusted friend or family member
Start with 0.5 grams for your first 6 hour experience
Only move up in 0.5 gram increments for each experience
So that you are experienced by the time you take 2 grams.
THE HERO DOSE
It has been a long standing tradition for anyone looking to deep dive into the psychedelic experience to take a hero dose.
7 to 14g of dried shrooms is sure to change your life.
We don’t recommend that. At all. We’ve done it. Don’t do it.
You do not need anywhere near a hero dose to absolutely blow your mind and change your life. Stop your friends from doing this: we have seen people lose their minds and take years to recover, but they don’t think they have a problem and will be completely open to explaining to you how great their decision was. DO NOT DO IT
But if you’re looking to slowly work your way up to a stronger experience and you don’t want to eat 3 Cloud9 Chocolate Covered Marshmallows in one evening, dried shrooms are the thing for you
I have tried a whole bunch of mushrooms lately. These are strong as hell. 3grams had me rolling for 6 hours and Colorful visuals. Also the customer service is great.
I heard that these were strong, but I didn’t think they were THIS strong. I took about 3.5g, and I was gone. I’ve never had shrooms that felt like this. It felt like I was in a cartoon world. My house was like a funhouse: patterns were sliding around everywhere, things were changing color, people’s faces looked different than usual. For a minute i was almost convinced I would never come back to earth. During the comedown I had a series of extremely profound realizations, which i expected earlier on in the trip but it turns out this strain is very visual during the first half. Penis Envy knocked my socks off, but I’d definitely do it again.
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